Why I love being friends with men

In friendship, humor, men on January 17, 2014 at 6:44 pm

I love being friends with men.


Mainly because I love men.

Secondly because of these reasons:

When you’re mad at me, you tell me

When men are pissed at you, they tell you. Sometimes it is scary because they can be super insensitive, but I’d rather that than people talking about me behind my back.

They don’t care if you’re a little wild

They prefer it, actually. Rather than women, who slut-shame.

They say it like it is. Always

Sometimes men friends get way too flirty when they shouldn’t, but they communicate directly and don’t lie to save your feelings.

Group think: be gone!

Men do not need a group of other men to approve of their interactions when it comes to male-female relationships. Women are always looking to other chicks to reaffirm their opinions and choices. Men say, “Fuck it. I don’t care.”

Male friends don’t care if you’re fat, ugly, no makeup, or wearing terrible clothes

Women care because we try to help each other out in that department, which can be nice. Men don’t. If you’re their friend and they are not banging you, they don’t care what you look like.

Ah. That’s nice.

Men aren’t competing with women

Men aren’t competing with chicks. Women compete with other women. Being friends with men takes the pressure of having to be a perfect mom, wife, or person.

Men thinks it’s okay you just told that nasty elderly lady to fuck off.

Most of your women friends, don’t, besides a few.

And those chicks rule.

Sexual Tension

It can sometimes be so uncomfortable–see my comments a few paragraphs up– but other times, it is awesome to flirt a little.

It means you are still alive!

Message today?

Befriend a dude.

Your sanity will thank you!

  1. This is great! Literally was laughing out loud.

  2. I have always loved my male friends for many of the same reasons–but mainly the first one! Upfront and cards on the table. Thank God. However, see here:

    A case can be made for being able to dance in your underwear, especially if it’s Spanx:)

  3. […] are wonderful because they are direct and don’t give out any of those passive-aggressive comments that chicks do. Just give him sex. […]

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