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Why you should buy a woman a vibrator: 4 great reasons/scenarios

In humor, love, marriage, relationships, sex on February 15, 2014 at 7:45 pm

Men.

Women.

Anybody.

If you’re buying a gift for a woman, why haven’t you considered the gift that keeps on giving? The vibrator?

Are you embarrassed? Do you think that it is dirty to masturbate?

Well you might, but here are a few reasons and situations why you might consider buying your ladyfriend a battery-operated toy.

Just Pregnant

Now that she’s expecting a bundle of joy, she should also expect to never sleep the same again. She may even find the act of sex post-baby, horrific for a while. She might also never see her partner if one partner needs to work an opposing shift now that the baby is here,or if more money is needed with “baby makes three.”

A vibrator will be a great way for her to enjoy her sexuality, without having to wake the baby, deal with her partner, or wait for her partner to come home. It may also be great post-partum if she’s still tender or is recovering from a c-section.

Naive Nancy

If you have a galpal or partner who is so clueless the word “rim job” sounds related to tires, you may want to introduce her to women’s bestfriend, the vibrator. Masturbation helps avoid mucking up the population with unwanted children and teaches us about our likes and dislikes.

Sick Partner

Do you have a sick partner who is unable to do anything, much less have sex? Get a “bed-buddy” for now to help ease the sexual tension so you can care for your sick partner, instead of humping his or her poor, practically life-less body.

Away From Home

If your partner is always traveling, spice up the Skype sessions, and buy her a toy. You can watch via video, and all it will take is some fresh D or C batteries to cure her loneliness.

Are you lonely?

I am.

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On Spin Cycle,

Laura

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  1. The vibrator as a gift is tricky for a guy giving to a girl. I have done it twice – once to my wife and once to a female friend who was lonely. Both went well, but for different reasons.

    With my wife it was went over well, but only because it was not the only gift I gave her at the time. When she opened the vibrator, I could tell she was thinking “nice, but is this just because you like me to masturbate and tell you about it”. It was, so it helped that I also gave her a present that was truly only for her.

    With the friend, it also went well, but only because it was clear that I was not trying to sexualize our relationship — I was giving it to her out of a legitimate desire to help her meet her own sexual desires in wake of her situation (very absent partner; no sex life). There was no expectation that she would masturbate and tell me about it – as an unexpected bonus, she did, but that is another story.

  2. I have one, and I have had a different one in every relationship. I think they’re a great addition in the bedroom. And if I ever came across a John who was too uncomfortable to share the same bed with Victor (my vibrator) then I knew, that he knew, he couldn’t compete. And that’s usually a sign for me to get the hell out of dodge…after he watches Victor and I of course.

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