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5 People (Male or Female) NOT to Date

In dating advice, love, relationships on May 29, 2014 at 3:59 pm

Dating sucks, in my opinion. I never liked it, and am not happy about the idea of doing it again. Maybe I will just collect a pool of Cabana Boys and call it a day.

In any case, after serious thinking and reflection on my life, I have gathered up 4 people, male or female, that you should absolutely, positively NOT date.

Thank me later.

Or run up your therapy bill. See if I care. Wink.

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What I Learned From My Trip To The Place of My Marriage

In divorce, life, love, marriage on May 28, 2014 at 1:29 am


That was me as a bride, approximately 6 years ago.

Over the weekend, I was in the same area where I got married. I looked at all the spots where we took photos. I saw the place where we were married and had the reception.

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I Was (You Were) A Bad Mom Today

In motherhood on May 28, 2014 at 1:13 am

For whatever reason, I always remember when I mess up as a mom. Not my accomplishments.

The other day, I forgot to pack extra undies in my daughter’s backpack for school. I lambasted myself in true typical Laura fashion, and a wise friend of mine said “Stop thinking of the things you forgot. Think of all the times you remember.”

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Parents and Moms: Keep Your Judgments to Yourself

In divorce, motherhood, parenthood on May 20, 2014 at 2:26 am

It was a Saturday morning. I was overjoyed to have my daughter, but not thrilled to take her to buy shoes simply as the day was too nice to be inside, but hey…a girl needs shoes. Read the rest of this entry »

But He’s Afraid: No, he’s not. He’s just dumping you. Myths of Love #101

In love, marriage, relationships on May 19, 2014 at 6:02 pm

Chicks like to talk about guys/ladies–who ever you happen to be romantic with.

We like to sit there and dissect every single word of a conversation we had with our husbands, boyfriends, partners, women, girlfriends, etc.

But here is a cold hard truth that most women cannot accept but we need to when we hear these words:

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Who needs love? Stick to sex. Relationships #101

In humor, love, relationships, sex on May 19, 2014 at 5:50 pm

Most women would never outright say this. Most men would.

Maybe not.

I realize that the older I get, the less I know, and the more I don’t know, and the closer I am to ending up in a looney bin 🙂

But after being hurt and making the choice to commit to someone, I have decided why risk it again?

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Don’t Be Fooled: The Inner Strength of a Woman

In life, love, relationships on May 18, 2014 at 10:17 pm

At times I can be naive. It is not that I am stupid or inexperienced. I just hope for the best in others because I always do my best by others.

Of course, that golden rule is one many people do not abide by. Some because they’re just jerks, and others because they’re not stable or able to care for themselves, much less another person.

And yes, I have found myself caught by surprise by another person’s actions. I have said, “I never thought X would do Y,” but still… Read the rest of this entry »

If You Love Someone, Set Them Free. Unless They Happen to be a POW

In love on May 15, 2014 at 11:00 am


Love is not meant to be hurtful, painful, or unkind.

It’s also not an act of duty, in my opinion.

It is an act of care, respect, and desire.

Sometimes though that old saying and song that Sting lent his voice to is true.

You have to set someone free and if he or she comes back to you, then you know it is legitimate.

Case in point:

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How to Die Happy

In life, love on May 13, 2014 at 3:58 pm

I recently posted on how to die alone, a parody, so I thought I might offer the other side.

Here are 5 ways to die happy:

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How to Die Alone in just 3 Easy Steps! With Photos!

In humor, life, love on May 13, 2014 at 3:52 pm

If you’ve been wondering how you can effectively die alone, here is a go -to guide for you!

Screw the photos…I didn’t have time, but with this handy dandy information you can learn how to attract bad scenarios that way you stay alone for the rest of your life.

Are you dating someone who doesn’t love you?

Are you married to someone who doesn’t remember your name?

Are you in love with an asshole, narcissist, abuser, neglecter, or married man or woman?

Do you isolate yourself? Is your only social activity talking to yourself in your bedroom?

Did your parents neglect you?

Then you too, can be on your merry path to dying alone in just 3 easy steps! To find out more, keep reading.

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