Hey Fellas (and Ladies):
I forgot how persistent and blatant you people can be once you suspect or have confirmed that a woman is now a single or potentially single person.
The pick up lines. Comments. Blatant jokes about her new status.
It all seems so cute, doesn’t it?
To you it does.
Not to us.
It’s a little annoying.
If you want to hit on someone, intelligence, verbal mastery, and flattering compliments are more appropriate than outright tawdry crap. You are more apt to get bees that way my darlings.
Otherwise, you will be licking your own wounds after I’ve proverbially or metaphorically, or hell, physically kicked you in the balls.
When you come on so strong like a bull, it feels as if we’ve been this target you’ve been waiting for…just desperately pacing it out until we would be free bait again. Feeling like a hunted creature doesn’t exactly bring out the sexiness in us, FYI.
Usually, it feels a wee bit stalkerish.
Your Very Uninterested “Friend”
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