These days men can’t just be stone-crushing, elephant-lifting, six-pack having babe magnets. Now you have to have an amazing job, 401K, be a great father, and manscape. It’s not easy anymore. The days of good looks and pure muscle strength are over, boys. It’s the big time now.
But how does one truly know how much of a man he is?
Well boys, it depends on what kind of hair metal you blasted out of your Trans Am, Yugo, Mustang, or Vette back in the ’80s…
Yes, that’s the real deciding factor.
Break Out the Aqua Net Boys,