Growing up whenever someone on TV or in the movies got “together” with someone for the first time, it was always magical. It was like their two bodies combined so beautifully that you imagined that afterwards, they floated up to the sky together in a sea of blissful multiple orgasms. As if! If real life were that great, we would probably always marry the first person we had sex with simply based on the bliss factor. The truth is though even if you’re absolutely crazy about someone, the first time you sleep together can be so painfully awkward that you might feel like taking your sexy card back.
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