The new hire is in, and wow! He’s hot. Or . . . she’s amazingly gorgeous.
And I am talking jaw-dropping, toe-curling, panty . . . (is “wetting” a word?) hot!
You want to invite this co-worker to your desk ASAP for a chat on everything and anything related to work. OK, that’s a complete lie. You want to invite this scrumptious delight to your desk to get a better look, however, you need to hold on “Bae” with the “I’m going to be the most helpful co-worker for the newbie” routine.
You cannot, I repeat, you cannot lay a manicured finger on that “10.” Here’s why:
1. Word Gets Around
The second the word gets out that you and Mr. or Mrs. Hottie from the IT department are knockin’ boots, guess who everyone will talk about? YOU. Not as much Mr. or Mrs. Hottie, just you.
Don’t Sh*t Where You Eat,