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The Sparkling Wines to Break Open in Celebration of Your Divorce

In divorce on November 11, 2016 at 1:55 am

Congratulations! You made it! Whether you’re utterly devastated or absolutely over the moon that you’re divorced from that SOB or bitch on heels, it’s finally doneFinito. Finished. The end.

Ending a marriage can be soul-sucking, not to mention expensive. But as Louis C.K. says, “No good marriage ends in divorce,” so if you find yourself finally as Ms. after all those years together or a swinging bachelor, you need to pop open one of these bottles of champagne in celebration of your divorce. Here are some recommendations:

WHEN HE OR SHE DRAINED YOUR SOUL — AND YOUR BANK ACCOUNT

Broke as all get out? Pop open Korbel California Brut. You might feel like the sorriest man or woman on the planet with your cheap sparkler and your heinous legal fees, but at least you don’t have to wake up next to that soul sucker again.

Read More: The Sparkling Wines to Break Open in Celebration of Your Divorce

Bubbles On,

Laura

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