The funniest thing in the world just might be someone without kids sharing their “wisdom” on how they will be upon becoming a parent. It’s amazing how awesome and well-behaved both you and your kids are in your own little fantasy world of how you’ll parent when you’re not actually a parent, isn’t it?
You think motherhood is going to be one way and that you’ll always get big fat A-pluses on all your motherhood “assignments,” but then reality gives you a beat down like nobody’s business.
You thought you’d go all natural with childbirth.
Meanwhile, that birth hurt like a mutha and the anesthesiologist became your BFF. Epidurals FTW.
Reality is a B*tch,